Sunday, December 30, 2007

A rendition of the National Anthem for 2008!

Please click on the header to pick it up! By the way you May well want to have the kids listen to this, and learn how it came about!

Tom Ford

NO. 444

New Years superstitions, or what you had better do!

New Year's Superstitions


Besides getting sloppy drunk and kissing everybody in the room at the stroke of midnight, celebrants throughout the ages have observed numerous lesser-known New Year's customs and superstitions. Many of the superstitions associated with the event bear the common theme that activities engaged in on that day set the pattern for the year to come. Others have to do with warding off evil spirits or attracting luck.

Because January 1 is the first day of the new year, we have drawn a connection between what we do on that day and our fate throughout the rest of the year. Here are some of the ways we attempt to guarantee a good outcome through our acts on that portentous first day:
Kissing at midnight: We kiss those dearest to us at midnight not only to share a moment of celebration with our favorite people, but also to ensure those affections and ties will continue throughout the next twelve months. To fail to smooch our significant others at the stroke of twelve would be to set the stage for a year of coldness.

Stocking Up: The new year must not be seen in with bare cupboards, lest that be the way of things for the year. Larders must be topped up and plenty of money must be placed in every wallet in the home to guarantee prosperity.

Paying Off Bills: The new year should not be begun with the household in debt, so checks should be written and mailed off prior to January 1st. Likewise, personal debts should be settled before the New Year arrives.

First Footing: The first person to enter your home after the stroke of midnight will influence the year you're about to have. Ideally, he should be dark-haired, tall, and good-looking, and it would be even better if he came bearing certain small gifts such as a lump of coal, a silver coin, a bit of bread, a sprig of evergreen, and some salt. Blonde and redhead first footers bring bad luck, and female first footers should be shooed away before they bring disaster down on the household. Aim a gun at them if you have to, but don't let them near your door before a man crosses the threshold.

The first footer (sometimes called the "Lucky Bird") should knock and be let in rather than unceremoniously use a key, even if he is one of the householders. After greeting those in the house and dropping off whatever small tokens of luck he has brought with him, he should make his way through the house and leave by a different door than the one through which he entered. No one should leave the premises before the first footer arrives — the first traffic across the threshold must be headed in rather than striking out.

First footers must not be cross-eyed or have flat feet or eyebrows that meet in the middle.

Nothing prevents the cagey householder from stationing a dark-haired man outside the home just before midnight to ensure the speedy arrival of a suitable first footer as soon as the chimes sound. If one of the partygoers is recruited for this purpose, impress upon him the need to slip out quietly just prior to the witching hour.

Nothing Goes Out: Nothing — absolutely nothing, not even garbage — is to leave the
house on the first day of the year. If you've presents to deliver on New Year's Day, leave them in the car overnight. Don't so much as shake out a rug or take the empties to the recycle bin.

Some people soften this rule by saying it's okay to remove things from the home on New Year's Day provided something else has been brought in first. This is similar to the caution regarding first footers; the year must begin with something's being added to the home before anything subtracts from it.

One who lives alone might place a lucky item or two in a basket that has a string tied to it, then place the basket just outside the front door before midnight. After midnight, the lone celebrant hauls in his catch, being careful to bring the item across the door jamb by pulling the string rather than by reaching out to retrieve it and thus breaking the plane of the threshold.

Black-Eyed Peas: A tradition common to the southern states of the USA dictates that the eating of black-eyed peas on New Year's Day will attract both general good luck and money in particular to the one doing the dining. Some choose to add other Southern fare (such as ham hocks, collard greens, or cabbage) to this tradition, but the black-eyed peas are key.

Work: Make sure to do — and be successful at — something related to your work on the first day of the year, even if you don't go near your place of employment that day. Limit your activity to a token amount, though, because to engage in a serious work project on that day is very unlucky.

Also, do not do the laundry on New Year's Day, lest a member of the family be 'washed away' (die) in the upcoming months. The more cautious eschew even washing dishes.

New Clothes: Wear something new on January 1 to increase the likelihood of your receiving more new garments during the year to follow.

Money: Do not pay back loans or lend money or other precious items on New Year's Day. To do so is to guarantee you'll be paying out all year.

Breakage: Avoid breaking things on that first day lest wreckage be part of your year. Also, avoid crying on the first day of the year lest that activity set the tone for the next twelve months.
Other superstitions attaching to the beginning of the new year are:
Letting the Old Year Out: At midnight, all the doors of a house must be opened to let the old year escape unimpeded. He must leave before the New Year can come in, says popular wisdom, so doors are flung open to assist him in finding his way out.

Loud Noise: Make as much noise as possible at midnight. You're not just celebrating; you're scaring away evil spirits, so do a darned good job of it!

According to widespread superstition, evil spirits and the Devil himself hate loud noise. We celebrate by making as much of a din as possible not just as an expression of joy at having a new year at our disposal, but also to make sure Old Scratch and his minions don't stick around. (Church bells are rung on a couple's wedding day for the same reason.)

The Weather: Examine the weather in the early hours of New Year's Day. If the wind blows from the south, there will be fine weather and prosperous times in the year ahead. If it comes from the north, it will be a year of bad weather. The wind blowing from the east brings famine and calamities. Strangest of all, if the wind blows from the west, the year will witness plentiful supplies of milk and fish but will also see the death of a very important person. If there's no wind at all, a joyful and prosperous year may be expected by all.

Born on January 1: Babies born on this day will always have luck on their side.

Tom Ford

NO. 443

Saturday, December 29, 2007

And we have been dealing with Armstrong Teasdale when this was available?

Why, I am outraged! Why are we paying a local firm through the nose when we could be paying the main man of insurance to do the job for us, and guarantee it at that?

Click on the header, and you will find out no less than Warren Buffett has agreed to "bail out Cities across America (for a small profit!)

I think the Country may be in a bit of a sticky wicket!

Tom Ford

NO.442

Friday, December 28, 2007

Getting information in a "REPUBLIC!"

Please click on the header to be directed to the form that lets you get information from a "REPBULIC!" I noticed that one of the "elite" has chosen to take us to task for being so "uppity" as to request information on something so trivial a where our money is going!

This genius must be one of our past "leaders," or wife of same whose Metamucil supply ran out yesterday. That said, print out the form, fill it out, take it to the City Clerk (Tina Flowers) and have a ball in spite of the genius that tells us "we don't get to know!"

Tom Ford

NO.441

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Tax relief for us old folk?

This sounds like a very good idea to me, what do you all think? Please click on the header for a story By Phil Sutin of the St. Louis Post Dispatch.

Tom Ford

NO.440

Monday, December 24, 2007

Another fun game for the kid's!

Please click on the header for the game!

Merry Christmas!

Tom Ford

NO. 439

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Merry Christmas Crestwood!

Please click on the header to be directed to a card where the kids can decorate their own tree!

Merry Christmas!

Tom & Linda Ford

NO.438

Monday, December 17, 2007

A Christmas song for all of you!

Interesting and fun for those of you who remember "the old songs!"

Enjoy!

Tom Ford

NO.437

Saturday, December 15, 2007

NORAD tracks Santa!!!!

When will Santa make it to your house? Well, not to worry we have posted the North American Air Defence Command (NORAD) radar tracking for you! Please click on the header to find out!

Tom Ford

NO. 436

A Charlie Brown Christmas story for the kids (and the big kids)

Please click on the header to be directed to the U-Tube site. It's neat, and the kids will love it! Who knows, while we are at it, we may learn something!

Tom Ford

NO. 435

Sunday, December 09, 2007

Crestwood Board of Alderman Meeting on 11 December, 2007

Agenda for the up coming BOA meeting on 11 December, 2007. The meeting will be in the BOA chambers starting at 7:00 PM. Several items are on the agenda, as well as ordinances to be passed, so why not try to attend. (click on header for info.)

I will be at our annual company meeting that night, so please give us your thoughts on the meeting after you attend.

I am given to understand that a brand new super adult beverage store is going in next to Ace Hardware. I think were showing some movement here on the retail business so if the Mall news is a good as they say, well.......


Tom Ford

NO. 434

Thursday, December 06, 2007

A very valid question reference "funding!"

Is this Raciest? I don't think so! I didn't write it, but I sure wish I had!

Minorities

We need to show more sympathy for these people.
* They travel miles in the heat.
* They risk their lives crossing a border.
* They don't get paid enough wages.
* They do jobs that others won't do or are afraid to do.
* They live in crowded conditions among a people who speak a different language.
* They rarely see their families, and they face adversity all day every day.

I'm not talking about illegal Mexicans;
I'm talking about our troops!

Doesn't it seem strange that many Democrats and Republicans are willing to lavish all kinds of social benefits on illegals, but don't support our troops and are now threatening to defund them?

What do you think?


Tom Ford

No433

Sunday, December 02, 2007

This is something you can use for a Christmas message with your own family!

Please enjoy, change it till your hearts content, and get in the spirit of Christmas no matter what the liberals think!

Please click on the header for the program! Oh by the way, turn up the speakers!

Tom Ford

NO. 432

The dreded "T" word (tax increase) how do you feel about it?

Ladies and Gentlemen, I think it's time to take a very close look at what we want, and need here in Crestwood. To that end I am starting a thread that will be sent to every Alderman, the Mayor, And Mr. Myers.

Before we start, this is not a thread to bash current or former City leaders, and none will be allowed. In fact if I find any posts doing that, they will be deleted at once!

Now that we have the ground rules out of the way, lets look at where we are, and what we face in the future. Our buildings are back out of hock, we have a balanced budget for 08, and we have more cash flow than we should (that will change very soon.) This is the good news.

Now for the bad news, the plaza issue is up in the air, the Watson Rd. exit is closed (for two years) off of I-270, we will need revenue to continue to operate as we are today, and the economy is any one's guess in an election year.

What to do? Well my idea is to garner a complete and comprehensive report on the state of the City, with projections for the next five years from Mr. Myers. Once we have a definitive report in the hands of the BOA and the Mayor they must share it with us, word for word, and line by line!

At that point it will no doubt become clear that we will need a TAX INCREASE to continue to provide the services we enjoy today! The only question as I see it is "how much, and how long?" I believe it may be as much as .44 cents over a five year period (sunset after five years or before.) Now comes the question, are you willing to come together and insure the future of Crestwood, or are you not?

I know this is a "death" question for any politician to ask, so I am doing it for all of them! We must see some leadership from the Dias on this, or I firmly believe we will witness the end of Crestwood as we know it today!

Well, there it is, I don't like it any more than you do, but it's going to be a fact of life, so the sooner the leadership gets behind it the better! Forget the campaign rhetoric, forget the promises, and give us the leadership we need!

Your comment please, they WILL go to the BOA, the Mayor, and Mr. Myers as I said, so your turn.

Tom Ford

NO.431

Saturday, December 01, 2007

A politicaly correct Christmas story, or what's going on here?

From a good friend, and retired Marine Major. I think this about sums it up very nicely for me, so enjoy, and pass it on if you wish!

"Twas the month before Christmas
When all through our land,
Not a Christian was praying
Nor taking a stand.
Why the Politically Correct Police had taken away,
The reason for Christmas - no one could say.
The children were told by their schools not to sing,
About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.
It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say
December 25th is just a "Holiday".
Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit
Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!
CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod
Something was changing, something quite odd!
Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa
In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.
As Targets were hanging their trees upside down
At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.
At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears
You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.
Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty
Are words that were used to intimidate me.
Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen
On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!
At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter
To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.
And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith
Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace.
The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
The reason for the season, stopped before it started.
So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree"
Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.
Choose your words carefully, choose what you say
Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday!"


Nuff said!

Tom Ford

NO.430
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