Time to lighten up a little bit.
This in no way is to be considered a slam on any particular religion, but rather a bit of levity for today. All of us "changed" five years ago, we had too. One thing though, we can never allow the enemy to rob us of our freedom that we all love so dearly! I met with a man who flew in to St. Louis today rather than yesterday. Why you say? Well he wanted to thumb his nose at the "islamo-fascists", and by doing so,(on 9/11,) he did it!
Never let these "people" get the upper hand! We must, and will win this war on terror for our childrens sake, and yes their children's children, otherwise we sink into the dark ages of the third century!
So much for pontificating, and now the story:
Catholic Squirrels
There were four country churches in a small TEXAS town:
The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and
the Catholic Church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.
One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do
about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined
that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't
interfere with God's divine will.
In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the
baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery
and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there
were twice as many there the next week.
The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a
position to harm any of God's creations. So, they humanely trapped the
squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days
later, the squirrels were back.
But---The Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective
solution.
They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the
church.
Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
Tom Ford
No. 217
Never let these "people" get the upper hand! We must, and will win this war on terror for our childrens sake, and yes their children's children, otherwise we sink into the dark ages of the third century!
So much for pontificating, and now the story:
Catholic Squirrels
There were four country churches in a small TEXAS town:
The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and
the Catholic Church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels.
One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do
about the squirrels. After much prayer and consideration they determined
that the squirrels were predestined to be there and they shouldn't
interfere with God's divine will.
In the Baptist Church the squirrels had taken up habitation in the
baptistery. The deacons met and decided to put a cover on the baptistery
and drown the squirrels in it. The squirrels escaped somehow and there
were twice as many there the next week.
The Methodist Church got together and decided that they were not in a
position to harm any of God's creations. So, they humanely trapped the
squirrels and set them free a few miles outside of town. Three days
later, the squirrels were back.
But---The Catholic Church came up with the best and most effective
solution.
They baptized the squirrels and registered them as members of the
church.
Now they only see them on Christmas and Easter.
Tom Ford
No. 217
posted by Crestwood Independent at 18:12
8 Comments:
For our Halloween party I am going as The Mayor's Plan as a sign of my support for his plan
Later on we can have a "Come as the Mayor's Plan Party".
Then next summer we can have a "Block Mayor's Plan Party". Opps, that doesnt sound right, I'll have to thing about that a bit more.
Cheerrio!
WhooWee
Neatsie
You can be
Funny hee hee
She wears short shorts
goes before the board
watched by her coharts
with verbal sword
oh where oh where
has the little plan gone
Oh where oh where could it be
On Humpty's Wall
Or Boy Blues Thumb
oh Where oh Where could it be
oh Where oh Where
has the little plan gone
Oh Where oh Were could it be
Under Miss Muffets Tuffet or
in the teapot's spout
Oh Where oh Where could it be
Oh Where oh Where
has the little plan gone
Oh Were oh Where could it be
With Jack and Jill
In bucket or on hill
Oh Where oh Where could it be
Oh Where oh Where
has the little plan gone
Oh Where Oh Where could it be
At the Private Swim Club
Rub-A-Dub Dub
Oh where Oh where could it be
I been working on the PLAN
All the Live Long Day
Can't you hear the cogs a burnin
or is that you
See Ya
So 10:28 blogger, how about you give up on that plan, put a rasin in your naval,and go as a cookie?
Failing that, well?
For our Halloween party, I am going as a BMW!
Ha, I can top that! For my Halloween party, I'm going as 14 million dollars in debt.
Well with vericose veins, I am going as a road map!
Tom Ford
shame on all of the posters on this thread. The issue here is the Mayors plan and how much we all must support it. I understand the thread is to lighten up a bit, but to make fun of the mayors plan is flat wrong. we need his plan for our future and to bring Crestwood back.
I for one plan to support it.
Now, were is this Halloween Party being held?
I heard it is that street off Rayburn. Guess which one.
I will be going as a jerk so I should fit right in.
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