Sunday, September 03, 2006

We are doomed! This is the most depressing news I have seen in some time!

Click the header for the story! If you have seen the "Crestwood Independents" wife's Ford Focus in yellow, with Steeler signs and flags on it in town, you will know why!

Tom Ford

No. 212

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, that's the pitts!

(Sorry, I just can't help myself)

11:54 PM, September 03, 2006  
Blogger Crestwood Independent said...

Your telling me! Good one though, and just when I thought everyone in Crestwod had lost their sense of humor!

Tom Ford

8:48 AM, September 04, 2006  
Blogger Crestwood Independent said...

Tonto in training

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male

buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure, Chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a

tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns

and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to

splatter everywhere, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand

pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the

counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for position in United

States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for

others to clean up, disappear for rest of day."


From resident Stock! Good one, no?

Tom Ford

8:00 PM, September 06, 2006  
Blogger Crestwood Independent said...

Steelers 28, Miami 17! What a game my friends!

Were not doomed after all!



OOOOOORRRRRRAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Tom Ford

6:48 PM, September 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We are doomed without the mayor's plan. Even the Steeler's had a plan. Let the mayor's plan be Crestwood's game plan.

10:03 PM, September 15, 2006  

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