Happy Easter Crestwood!
If you will click on the header you will find a fun Easter Egg Hunt game for the kids! For that matter, try it yourself, and see how long it takes you to find all the eggs!
May all of you enjoy the blessings on our saviour on this most holiest of days, and may you all enjoy prosperity, and good health for the year. For our sick and distressed neighbors, may the Lord bless you and return you to full health and harmony!
Tom Ford
NO. 479
May all of you enjoy the blessings on our saviour on this most holiest of days, and may you all enjoy prosperity, and good health for the year. For our sick and distressed neighbors, may the Lord bless you and return you to full health and harmony!
Tom Ford
NO. 479
posted by Crestwood Independent at 16:03
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A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the
middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps
right in front of the car.
The driver,
a sensitive man as well as an animal lover,
pulls over and gets out to see
what has become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit is the Easter Bunny, and he is DEAD .
The driver feels so awful that he begins to cry.
A beautiful blonde woman driving down the highway
sees a man crying on the side of the road
and pulls over.
She steps out of the car and asks the man
what's wrong.
"I feel terrible," ! he explains,
"I accidentally hit the Easter Bunny with my car and KILLED HIM."
The blonde says,"Don't worry."
She runs to her car
and pulls out a spray can.
She walks over to the limp, dead Easter Bunny ,
bends down,
and sprays the contents onto him.
The Easter Bunny jumps up,
waves its paw at the two of them
and hops off down the road.
Ten feet away he stops,
turns around and waves again,
he hops down the road another 10 feet,
turns and waves,
hops another ten feet,
turns and waves,
and repeats this again and again and again and again,
until he hops out of sight.
The man is astonished.
He runs over to the woman and asks,
"What is in that can?
What did you spray on the Easter Bunny ?"
The woman turns the can around
so that the man can read the label.
It says..
(Are you ready for this?)
(Are you sure?)
(You know you're gonna be sorry)
(Last chance)
(OK, here it is)
It says,
"Hair Spray
Restores life to dead hair,
and adds permanent wave."
Happy Easter!!!
Tom Ford
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