A very P.C. holiday greeting for Crestwood!

It has come to my attention that some in the community have labeled me as a not to politically correct person. To that end may I have the honor to place this "winter solstice" greeting before you for your consideration.

"Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most joyous traditions of the religion of your choice, but with respect of the religious persuasion of others who choose not to practice their own religion, as well as those who choose not to practice any religion at all. Additionally, a fiscal successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calender year 2009, but not without respect for the calender's of choice of other cultures, whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to race, creed, culture, or sexual preference."

(disclaimer: this greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)
(with thanks to the legion Magazine for the article.)

See, I am not the Scrooge you all thought I was, now am I.


Tom Ford

NO. 577